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About Me!

Hello....My Name is Alan Doherty and I 'currently' live in Dublin, Ireland. If you need to just contact me

I'm currently

Working in/for Sapient Security

I've worked for

Stream International, EU-Net Ireland which became Esat Net, I.N.S.L Ireland {website and company gone}, Independent Network Consultant for a while (not fun but the hours were good), Kerna Communications

I am a graduate of

University of Ulsterat Magee College, where I studied computing between parties and work. If you want you can check out my C.V. Job/contract offers welcome.

My Favorite things


but you don't want to hear about that so heres a collection of Geek Humour instead



Too numerous to mention so here are some of their web pages

Listening to music

(Gothic mainly but some Punk, Indy and Metal)


Going out to pubs / clubs

The Gwedore bar {no longer even worth mentioning}
now they have Hybrid, its great cos ....THEY MADE ME SAY IT WAS!
Lavery's, Intermission both gone
ok now they have cornucopia
Fibber Magee's now Aquarium oops fibbers again! Parnel St. {crap beer, dingy/smokeystinky but has a sheltered smoking area
Dominion, O'Connel St. / Isaac Butt / Peadar Kearney's Now back at home in The Cellar, Murrays Bar (formerly Frazers), 33-34 O'Connel St., Dublin 1 {The only place to be on a saturday night if your goth/alternative} yes i'm biased i work there
The Slimelight, Islington, London { the best goth club in the world, Official! }
Full Tilt @ The Electric ballroom friday nights in camden;
Dallas, TX
The Church {Great club great people, beautiful women & some of my friends}

And of course web surfing here's a few of my fave' links.

Last updated 2010 Alan Doherty

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